Watch 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn' Full Theatrical (Video)

Forget Beyonce's baby bump; now, it's all about Bella Swan's brewing belly. After all, only one of the two cultural icons is carrying a seemingly impossible miracle child from an undead hubby.

The first full theatrical trailer for "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1" has hit the web, bringing with it enough melodrama to give Dracula morning sickness. We get our first good glimpse of the insanely persistent Bella and complicatedly dreamy Edward Cullen taking their wedding vows (which makes Jacob sad!), and then the how-did-they-do-that pregnancy of the new couple.

Mr. Cullen has such strong seed, apparently, it not only defies the laws of life & death (staying fresh for over 90 years of discontinued use) but also implants into his wife's womb a rapidly growing, energy-sucking offspring that threatens her very existence (making Jacob even more sad!). Then again, Part 2 will see him get pretty happy about the kid, so, all in all, a bit of a wash for the abtastic teen wolf.

It also seriously angers Jacob's doggy pals (perhaps they resent being assigned the Baby Bjorn on the baby shower registry?) and the Volturi over in Italy (not that they're ever super pumped about anything).

Also something of which to take note: the newlyweds may need to invest in some new bedroom furniture.

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Robert Pattinson Talks Sex Scene With Kristen (Video)

The last six years have all built to this. That's not all that long in vampire years, but since Stephenie Meyers' first "Twilight" book was released in 2005, the excitement for the first Edward-Bella sex scene has grown bigger and bigger.

This November, it's finally coming.

Covering Entertainment Weekly's Fall movie preview issue, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tease details about the first "Breaking Dawn" film, the epic finale to the vampire romance saga that is being split into two more manageable chunks. Vampire Edward Cullen, played by Pattinson, and human love Bella, played by Stewart, finally get married in the film, which means they can finally make violent undead love.

Pattinson, his usually wry self, joked about the scene and his character's mix of brute strength and passion, which leads him to tear apart the bed.

"I wanted to have it as a line so much, 'I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One,'" he told the Magazine. "And then [Edward would] start crying. By the way, that's what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! 'I ruined this bed!'"

Whether it actually makes it into the film remains to be seen, but director Bill Condon has said before that they did not hold back when it came to the bedframe-rocking scene.

"We shot everything -- whether it's the lovemaking or the childbirth -- as potent and powerful as it can be," he told EW earlier in the year. "It will be interesting to see whether there will be people who think it too disturbing for this universe."

They also tease the birthing scene, which Pattinson told the audience at Comic-Con was "hardcore" and "graphic."